PianissimoHi, my name is Dusty. I live near San Francisco, California. I love music, photography, theater and movies, and other stuff too. My blog doesn't fit into a specific clique. You should talk to me. I'm nice.
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Musashi and Kojirou - challenging gender roles since 1997
Oh my god, I’ve forgotten that they always worn costumes of the opposite gender…
(via curseofthegoldenflower)
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off;
Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
(Source: bluevein, via raviegravyy)
| Man 1: But I'm not Gay! |
| Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki? |
| Man 1: but I'm not! |
| Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: honestly? |
| Man 2: THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: probably Iron Man. |
| Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK? |
| Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man.... |
| Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed? |
| Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me. |
| Man 2: oh yeah.. |
| Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my- |
| Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN. |
| *awkward silence* |
| Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay! |
