December 2011
Send a colour to my ask!
thepresentisours:
Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would f*** you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - Go die.
not getting any of these either
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?
FML: I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I... →
Someone on a bike passing me while I'm on a bike
them:
me: ...on my left
Other person:
me: On my left!
other other person:
Me: ON MY FUCKING LEFT!!!11!1!
them: zOMG sorry... (not)...
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
Reblog if you'd go here if it was real.
O_O NEED TO GO THERE !!!
I’d go there if I didn’t have to wear the uniform
We need to make this real
Very much so, I’m not the hugest fan of the uniforms, but I’d put that aside because it’s fucking TUMBLR SCHOOL. Yes.
Today Is The Last Friday Of 2011. Reblog Now Or Go...
bennettzhkalyn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
Well so
I am 800 posts away from 10,000…
I must keep track of this and make sure my 10,000th post is fucking amazing.
Watchfairyprincessthatbreathesfire:
p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FM?????
“Were probably in more dangers than he is th—CRASH”
If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...
wowfunniestposts:
GO AWAY. DON’T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY DADDY.
sorry followers
Perdon followers :S
SORRYY!!!
IM SO SORRY.
FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts
Fuck I still don’t know what reblogging has to do with anything…
OH MY GOD.
eventually-always:
itsprobietime:
People need to STOP shipping Tony and Ziva together. NCIS has a lot of relationship changes, but Tony and Ziva ISN’T ONE OF THEM. Maybe, MAYBE a finale thing… MAYBE, but omfg flkhfdkjdshgjdhg get over it. STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN, IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. That is all, people of Tumblr.
HAHAHA. UM. WHAT?!
I’ll ship whoever the fuck I please,...
OH MY GOD.
eventually-always:
itsprobietime:
People need to STOP shipping Tony and Ziva together. NCIS has a lot of relationship changes, but Tony and Ziva ISN’T ONE OF THEM. Maybe, MAYBE a finale thing… MAYBE, but omfg flkhfdkjdshgjdhg get over it. STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN, IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. That is all, people of Tumblr.
HAHAHA. UM. WHAT?!
I’ll ship whoever the fuck I please,...
