I have earned my bed Do I need my pajamas? My pajamas are too far away, fuck...– Tara in United States of Tara 3x3
I think for my birthday
I’m going to make all of my friends go to rocky horror at midnight with me. This is happening.
Alright I need to sleep
I have school tomorrow. And the rest of the week. Except I think Wednesday is a minimum day… Anyway, yeah. Sleep=good. shit I still have to do that English homework… I can type a page during lunch tomorrow.
I have 52 posts until 10,000
…I’m on tumblr a lot.
Never mind, the next panam isn't until the 12th.
Well, thanks ABC for having a nonsensical air schedule.
Time to watch pan am
and then united states of Tara I can do my English thing during lunch tomorrow, I’m bringing my laptop for science, so this can get done.
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
I made a three part harmony of myself…
I just made a three part harmony of me playing the...
This is actually quite awesome
A: Something I am sad about.
B: Favorite band.
C: Who I like and why I like them.
D: Dream house/place to live and why.
E: Post a photo of yourself right now.
F: My favorite movie.
G: Sexual orientation.
H: Do I smoke/drink?
I: Have any tattoos or piercings?
J: What I want to be when I get older.
K: Relationship with my parents.
L: One of my insecurities.
M: Virgin or not?
N: Favorite place to shop at?
O: My eye color.
P: Why I hate school.
Q: Relationship status as of right now.
R: Favorite song at the moment.
S: A random fact about myself.
T: Age I get mistaken for.
U: Where I want to be right now.
V: Last time I cried.
W: Concerts I’ve been to.
X: What would you do if (…)?
Y: Do you want to go to college.
Z: How are you?
Dusty wants a hamburger.
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-...
Shit I have a page to write for English
**Commence multitasking mode** But suddenly, a wild episode of Pan Am that I haven’t seen yet appears… **does scale thing with hands** English, pan am, English, television, ENGLISH, TELEVISION. Well I have music playing, I could start on the English.
Listening to the Rocky Horror soundtrack while...
somedayweshouldflyaway: I find this starts sing-a-longs more than productivity…. I’ve been there…
offensieve: i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling
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