Slapping people is fun– She Gets What She Wants
MIKA meets Sherlock
Sherlock: I want to talk to you.
John: The last time we talked, Mr. Holmes, you reduced me to tears. I promise you it won't happen again.
Sherlock: Getting angry doesn't solve anything
Paint your own nebula →
And so, in the spirit of global warming, my family has chosen to host...– She Gets What she Wants
For our book journal, we're supposed to find...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
I see love affairs, everywhere, but no one will do, but you– Kate havnevik—So:Lo
I need to do this book journal
BRUSH UP YOUR SHAKESPEARE
START QUOTING HIM NOW BRUSH UP YOUR SHAKESPEARE AND THE WOMEN YOU WILL WOW
the dude's guide to mercutio and benvolio's...
mercutio: -long speech about dreams-
benvolio: dude shut up we're going to a fucking banquet ok
mercutio: -long speech about love-
benvolio: shut up you'll piss off romeo fucking romeo where the fuck did he go
mercutio: -long speech about tybalt-
benvolio: what the fuck is a 'hay' dude are you high
benvolio: fuck i miss that guy he was beast.
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
justnithya: A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale. 1. Don’t have sex. Seriously Abstinence is key. 2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is he is cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead. 3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered. There are...
theblanderson replied to your post: theblanderson replied to your post: theblanderson… yes dusty that is the song. I JUST REBLOGGED VIOLIN DUBSTEP. LISTEN TO THAT SHIT, IT IS QUALITY. Ah yes, that is a good song. AND DOOOODD YESS. I don’t even like dubstep. except for maybe one song.
kissedmequiteinsane: limiculous: Yes, it’s...
theblanderson replied to your post: theblanderson replied to your post: theblanderson… i have not a clue. MY BODY TELLS ME NOHOHHOOH BUT I WON’T QUIT CUS I WANT MORE CUS I WANT MORE. FUCK THIS SONG IS SO GOOOD. Is that the song you were all like “oh em gee dusty this song is so good” about during tutorial? Because that is a good song.
theblanderson replied to your post: theblanderson replied to your photo: My book… OOOHH SOMETIMES I GET A GOOD FEELING I GET A FEELING THAT I NEVANEVANEVA HAD BEFORE OH NONO this song is so annoying omg, almost as annoying as comic sans Wasn’t that a song before they took that part of it for the rap song that’s on the radio nowadays?
theblanderson replied to your photo: My book journal so far. (actually I’ve read… Aesthetically pleasing. Ms. Mow will force you to commit seppuku in front of the class. LAFFING. Would you prefer I change it all to **shudder** Comic Sans when I’m done?
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
I should be working on my book journal
(fucking world history) HEY I GET TO USE ALL THE NEW FONTS I DOWNLOADED THAT I HAVEN’T USED YET!!!!!!!11!
variationsofrose replied to your post: just wondering… You use this gif too much. Its like your gif whore. Spread the love man. HEY IT FITS EVERYWHERE. Including here. See “Dusty, you use that gif too much” Me:
Anonymous asked: just wondering...
Anonymous asked: who on tumblr do you talk to?