April 2012
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My youtube collection vhs tapes will arrive in...
yay.
March 2012
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
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You guys won
I’ve started watching doctor who.
Factoring will be the death of me.
If you love your mom, repost this. One girl didn't...
barbiewhores:
abyleah:
deannerz:
THE AMOUNT OF NOTES. <3 i’ve reblogged so many times lol NOT RISKING IT
WOULD NEVER RISK THIS
sorry followers
I don’t see how this does anything…
299neverdies:
satanof-suburbia:
alightinthenightmare:
my-name-is-mighthavebeen:
illuminatiwine:
bornthiswaybitch:
faguccino:
SCREAMING
THIS MY CHIRREN IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SING A KATY PERRY SONG
omg hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA
DANCE PUPPET DANCE
LOLOL perfect.
yeezysdisciple:
c——————:
thenakedandtumblrfamous:
do canadian high schoolers learn canadian history
does canada have a history
Fuck you. We have history.
Well we have freedom
That awkward moment when you make a perfect...
caslocked:
cumberchair:
What’s worse is when you make the reference to people who watch the show and they still don’t get it.
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
…Is this real
So we have a math test on factoring tomorrow.
…this means I need to learn how to factor.
When you're at the mall with your parents.. →
wowfunniestposts:
And you’re like..
what a funny blog
ninjainthebedroom:
The single funniest scene on television ever
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You better be careful Bambi, you don’t want a 100 pound white girl mad at...
– Scrubs 1x09
Dear friends who are not yet Whovians,
the-absolute-best-gifs:
…I’m working on it.